Play with the electricity maker thingy in physics class.
Leave an open milk box in your locker for a long, long time.
Run around the halls sticking processed cheese to the glass on the doors.
Stick a fork in the electrical outlet.
Play with the beeper thing repeatedly on the theatre side door.
Sit on the benches.
Start a campfire in the middle of the lobby.
Ask the secretary to do something that requires her to get up out of her chair.
Sit in the chairs outside the library.
Repeatedly prank call the office from a cell phone in the cafeteria (245-7500 ;)
Spread peanut butter on the keyboards.
Walk by Mr. Turner's classroom.
Walk around with a cane tripping everyone you pass.
Super glue a plate to a table in the cafeteria.
Bring your book bag or jacket to class.
Draw smiley faces on all of the pull down projector screens.
Try to use the nice new "decorative" computers in the classrooms.
Back a truckload of rabbits up to the doors and let them loose in the halls.
Replace the white glue with mayo.
Take the white glue and put it in the mayo bottles in the cafeteria.
Try and flush a mango down the toilet.
Spraypaint anarchy graffiti in Ms. Tate's room.
Place a large roast chicken in the lobby with a flag stuck in it that says "down with homework".
Walk around the halls periodically dropping jars of olives and/or other pickles.
A hockey stick and 4 dozen soft boiled eggs...need i say more ;)
Bribe the secretary into playing The Dueling Banjos over the PA.
Try and climb the trees in the lobby.
Camel smile on any and every available surface.
Walk up the wrong set of stairs.
Hide dog treats (and maybe a few cats) in various places on drug search day.
Put a piranha in the fish tank so he eats everything, that is if there is anything alive in there at the time.
Ask the secretary to put something on the announcements.
Drive a motorcycle into the school and ride around the halls.
Go inside the cafeteria walls.
Go to the lobby and throw candy up in the air and catch it in your mouth.
Sneak up onto the 3rd floor and play with all the buttons and levers.
Break into the biology closet and steal the brains.
Put a live bat in one of the teacher's desk drawers.
Stand in the lobby and don't move, when asked what you are doing, tell them "because i have to".
Walk in late and explain to them that you were talking to God, if they don't believe you, go on and on about freedom of religion and tell them that you'll take this to the Pope if you have to.
Shine the laser pointer on the remote in the teacher's eyes.
Stick pencils in you nose and act as if this is perfectly normal, waiting for the teacher to say something.
Roll bowling balls down the curved halls, letting them ricochet off the lockers when they go around the bend.
Frig with the electromagnets on the hallway doors so that they emit a low-pitched humming sound.
Ask Mr. Mollins to explain the force between two charged particles.
Play a game of paintball as if it was no big deal that you were in a school.
Drum on your desk with two pens as loud as you can, pretending that you can't hear the teacher yelling at you.
Make various barnyard sounds (including the yak call ;) at an assembly.
Walk into class with a sling on your good arm and a capuchin monkey on your shoulder stating that he is a "helper monkey".
Bring in silverware and set your desk up like a dinner table.
Answer every question with another question.
