Famous Last Words (70...not too shabby)

Watch this!
What's this do?
Something just doesn't feel right.
Must have been the wind.
I don't need no damn instructions!
What do I look like, an idiot.
Wanna see something cool!
Nifty!
What's that smell?
I bet it tastes good.
I'll be right back.
All you need to do is insert this in here.
Lightening never killed no one!
I wonder if it's sleeping?
Over my dead body.
Ahh crap!
Sure it's safe!
Now where exactly does this go?
Don't worry, this is all perfectly normal.
Who needs a doctor.
How hard can it be?
Close enough.
Do it just like this.
Hey mom, look what I can do!
Red wire? Yellow wire? Yellow!
Just one more time.
Ready?
Oops.
I'm having second thoughts.
What happens next?
I thought you said you had the brakes repaired!?
No, you touch it...fine.
Looks easy enough.
You sure this will work?
You'll never take me alive!
Well it's not like it's gonna kill me or anything.
Don't be such a pussy!
It's easy, watch.
Good enough.
Watch and learn.
You don't have the guts.
No, I'm fine.
It'll go away on it's own.
Cancer my ass!
So you got my back, eh?
Absolutely.
Little help please.
Would you like any donuts or muffins?
Third times for charm.
No harm in trying.
Why?
I'm just gonna stand over here out of the way.
Kids, don't try this at home.
Damn if only I'd taken the red pill!
Hmmm...maybe the doctor wasn't kidding.
Don't worry, we're trained professionals.
I think I might be allergic to bees.
Nonsense!
Wasssup!
You're so full of...
Wanna bet?
Bah! What do YOU know!?
No no no...like this.
Trust me.
I've done this a million times!
Look mom, no hands!
Suicide sauce, ha ha we'll see...
Mmmmm, tastes like chicken.
Is that you?
Meh...looks benign.