Books That You'll Never Find In a Bookstore (125! and still going...)

Suicide for Dummies
Babies for Dummies
101 Turnip Recipes
How to Get Away With Murder
Illiteracy for Dummies
Rotary-Dial Telephones - The Future of Communication
Traveler's Guide to Digby, NS
Doer's and Dreamer's Guide: Antarctic Edition
Battlefield Earth 2
How to Rob a Bookstore
The Misunderstood Food Group: Tumors
Brooms of the Ages
Inside Area 51
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Corks
Possum: The Other White Meat
What Parrots Are REALLY Thinking
Fun with Tape Dispensers
Basket Weaving for Dummies
How to Brew Your Own Non-Alcoholic Beer
Mensa for Dummies
Cannibalism for the Weight Watcher
Aerobics with Al Gore
Leaders of the World by George Bush
Do-it-Yourself Lyposuction
101 Eye Exercises
1000 Pictures of People You Probably Don't Know
How to Organize Your Own Amateur Cockfights
Teach Yourself Brain Surgery
400 Real Treasure Maps
Cheating Death 2nd Edition
Edible Animals in Your Own Back Yard
Getting the Most Out of Your Kleenex
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road
The Hidden Evil Behind Bookstores...
Build Your Own Nuke (and other bombs)
How Pens Work
Cannibalism Cajun Style
Pencil Sharpeners: The Real Story
Paint By Chinese
Juice Your Own Carrots!
200 Alternative Uses for Mousetraps
Used Shoe Buying Guide
Practical Physics
Fun with Physics
What NOT to do if You Light Yourself on Fire
Coles Notes: The Holy Bible
How to Pass Law 12
Doorknobs of the World
The Evolution of the Candle
Different Flavours of Cat
Teach Yourself Braille
How to Die and Live to Talk about It
What the Government WANTS You Know
500 Good "Screw in a Light Bulb" Jokes
How to Read
What Women REALLY Want
Start Your Own Ball Bearing Collection
Understanding Women
Why You Need Pre-Calculus
The Big Book of Baby Names by George Foreman
101 Songs You Can Play on Your Nose
201 Things You'd Be Better of Not Knowing
Head Shrinking for the Do-it-Yourselfer
Save Thousands! Do it Yourself Funerals - A Complete Guide
Improving Your Self Confidence for Dummies
Pimpin' for Dummies
Vampires: They DO Exist
Have Your Own Near Death Experience Vol. 2
Hunting Warf Rats with a Boomerang
Various Ways to Peel and Orange
Your Dustpan and You
A Day in the Life of a Werewolf
Witch Hunting in the 21 Century
The Nutritional Value of Phlegm
Art Lessons with Tim Mollins
Grammar Lessons with Wayne Scofield
Forensic Science of Knots
So You Have a Highly Contagious Flesh Eating Disease
Go Suck an Egg
Expiry Dates - There's More to Them Than Meets the Eye
Using Your Pencil More Efficiently
How to Clean an Eraser
Lemons - What Aren't They Good For
How to Write a Satisfactory Introduction for a Physics Lab
Money Collecting: It's Fun and Easy, but not Cheap
World's Most Expensive and Boring Hobbies
The Moss Conspiracy: Does It Really Just Grow on the North Side of Trees?
The Difference Between Dirt and Soil
Your Couch is Trying to Tell You Something
101 Laws You Can Break in Your Very Own Home
Books Are For Losers!
Why Your VCR Always Flashes 12:00
Contract Killing for Beginners
Items in Your House That Are Probably Worth Nothing
The Basics of Sundials - Because You Never Know
The Theory of Relativity for Dummies
Choosing the Right Toothpick for Your Needs
The Story of Avogadro's Number
Improving Foreign Relations by Osama Bin Laden
I Pity Da Fool Who Don't Buy Dis Book by Mr. T

24 Things Alzheimer Suffers Should Keep in Mind
Coping With ADD - Over 900 Pages of Expert Advice
Getting in Touch With Your Inner Self by Arnold Schwarzenegger
Steal This Book
How to Catch a Leprechaun
Why Trix are "Just for Kids" - Yes, There IS a Reason
Addicted to Curry Powder: A Tragic Tale
What Human Ears Taste Like by Mike Tyson
Name That Stain
The Original Use of Thumbtacks
Staying Focused and On Track by Wayne Scofield
Getting Through to Your Students by Murray Carruthers
Boy-Bands That Write Their Own Songs
What Shoe Tying Is All About
The M&M's Scandal: They DO Melt in Your Hand
What Original Flavour Listerine is Supposed to Smell Like
It's No Use Crying Over Spilled Oil
4 Words to a Happier Prison Sentence: Soap on a Roap
Short Stories from the Confession Booth
The Kiwi: Who Came First...The Bird or the Fruit?
Are You Lonely? If You Answered Yes, Try Talking to People Instead of Books
Cooking With Kim
Guide to Safe Driving by Colin Bondy
Achieving a Professional Look by Charles Walker