Things To Do If You Only Have 24 Hours To Live (40, not a bad start, eh?)

 

Go to Taco Bell.
Get all of your film developed.
Get a hair cut.
Dramatically quit your job.
Tie a rope to the back of a car and get pulled along on roller blades.
Buy life insurance that will go to your family/friends.
Stay up all night, you'll be getting plenty of rest the next day.
Build a robot to fight on Battle Bots.
Try and figure out the Caramilk secret.
Start learning a second language.
Go headstone shopping.
Take out a mortgagee and buy a castle.
Sit down and think, "is this really happening?".
Sell your car in the auto trader with the reason for selling as 'dying'.
Do laundry.
Go mime on the streets for the day.
Get a t-shirt made that says "kiss me, i've got less than a day to live".
Buy a really nice pair of shoes.
Write your will, leaving a few gag items to people you don't like.
Make a to-do list.
Go see another doctor for a second opinion.
Build a popsicle stick bridge.
Eat an entire jar of olives.
Get one of those giant pretzels with some kind of weird flavouring.
Check today and tomorrow's horoscopes.
Make sure your propane tank is inspected and safe.
Make one last attempt to get in good with the man upstairs.
Watch Pokemon.
Go to a fortuneteller and see if they can predict that you are about to die.
Play with a yo-yo.
Wash your hair. Rinse. Repeat.
Start doing extreme sports so your obituary will sound cooler.
Think of a really cool quote for your headstone.
Be in the audience of an infomercial taping.
Go fly a kite.
Max out your credit card on stuff you thought you wanted.
Get a professional manicure and pedicure.
Re-organize all your CDs.
Vacuum.
Find buyers for all of your organs.